Snooki says she’s too pretty to be in jail. Ha! I bet a lot of women and even some men believe that very same thing, yet they do deserve to be in jail! If Snooki wouldn’t have been out of control on the boardwalk, she could have escaped a jail stint.

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More pictures of Snooki after the slammer…

I have a feeling Snooki will have more turns sitting in jail. Something about the alcohol and the temper…

The disorderly conduct charge carries a potential fine of between $250 and $1,000, but Snooki will not face any jail time. That’s a good thing, clearly, because one place the 22-year-old does not want to be is behind bars.

“I’m too pretty to be in jail,” Snooki said. “I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there.”

“You can’t even contain me,” she added with a laugh. “When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”

Yeah, I can see Snooki yelling the whole time. I bet anyone else within shouting distance was glad to be rid of her too, because she probably caused a ruckus the whole time she was there. Do you think police knew how loud she was before they nabbed her?

Photos: Fame

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