Spencer Pratt wants to write a tell-all about Heidi Montag. File under: things you just knew would happen. Right on the heels of the news that Spencer and Heidi will officially be ex husband and wife on Valentine’s Day, Spencer shot back with threats to write a tell-all about Heidi.

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more Spencer and Heidi after the hop…

He plans for his Heidi tell-all to make a big smash on the best seller’s lists:

“My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section…This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”

Yeah, OK, fair enough, Spencer – but what is really left to say about Heidi Montag? She practically invited the world into her plastic surgery process and thank to The Hills, we know more then we could ever want about both of you. This is what makes reality TV so tricky, Spency.

SIGH. Would you buy Spencer‘s book?

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