David Beckham’s alleged hooker says he has an unusual penis. Ha! Sometimes I love my job. Today Irma Nici is firing back at Becks calling her and InTouch liars and saying she can prove that she slept with David Beckham.
more David Beckham after the hop…
How? Well – she can describe his penis for starters.
“Irma stands by her previous statements. Any lawsuit against her is a publicity stunt and without merit. Any attorney who brings an action against her should be prepared to face sanctions and pay all legal costs because they will lose. We are highly confident that Irma can provide enough detail and other forms of proof to persuade a jury that her tryst with David Beckham did indeed take place.
“Mr Beckham had better be prepared to drop his pants in court if he wants to pursue this matter as he has distinguishing characteristics which will prove without a doubt that Irma is telling the truth.
“Mr Beckham’s baseless lawsuit is understandable. After all, he has to tell Posh something.”
Uh oh! Drop it like Beckham! What on earth do you think she’s referring to? Is his penis freakish?
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I just made this comment elsewhere, but can’t believe its not obvious to everyone running the story. Beckham has been a professional athlete since he was 17. Those guys are always naked and his wang has probably been in full view of hundreds of people over the years who have no designs on it whatsoever — as well as some who did and helpfully kept it to themselves — players, coaches, physios, doctors, nurses, and if he once groomed as much as they say he did, its likely several waxing girls have seen as much as one can without a scope. None of these people have gone on to ask for money to describe his golden balls to the world, but someone may certainly have said to a friend, you know, Becks has a large whatsits on his dick, wonder if he’s ok, or must make the missus happy–whatever. Anyway, after all that time in a job where the players spend so much time undressed and/or in treatment, whatever his wang looks like can hardly have been a secret for many years now.
lol i wanna see im 18+