When Lindsay Lohan fired off her ‘I’m sorry for failing my pee test tweet’ she was drunk on whiskey. You know – La Lohan is making it very difficult for any of use to have real empathy for legal problems when she shows no real desire to change.

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According to some source, Lindsay Lohan was cackling and downing whiskey when the world found out she failed her drug tests.

“Lohan composed her missive as her assistant and a male pal coached her on how to make it “more personal,” the witness recounts. “Her friend would say, ‘No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” The friend went on, ”It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.” Lohan’s response: “She giggled” and had her assistant order her another Jack and Coke.”

Oh, my. Well, tomorrow is LiLo‘s day of reckoning. Do you think she’ll be shipped back off to jail?

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