Dina and Michael Lohan will race to the courthouse this morning because of restraining orders. Dina has a restraining order keeping Michael 100 yards away at all times. Problem: They both want to see Lindsay in court this morning, but can’t. Who can get there first?
More pictures of Dina and Michael after the tussle…
Michael says he doesn’t care when Dina gets there, he is going anyway. Dina promises to call cops. But what if he is there first?
When Lindsay Lohan fired off her ‘I’m sorry for failing my pee test tweet’ she was drunk on whiskey. You know – La Lohan is making it very difficult for any of use to have real empathy for legal problems when she shows no real desire to change.
more Lindsay Lohan after the hop…
According to some source, Lindsay Lohan was cackling and downing whiskey when the world found out she failed her drug tests.
The Situation could get sued over his new i-phone application. The Situation unveiled his tacky i-phone app last week and already a young woman from New Jersey is threatening to sue him. Apparently, a feature of his app – Grenade Dodger – uses real picture of “trollish” women from the bar scene.
more Situation after the hop…
Snooki Is Working On An Album?
Snooki is working on a pop album? These Jersey Shore cast members just can’t be stopped! While The Situation is quietly (or not so quietly) taking over the world with his brands of everything from clothing to i-phone apps, Snooks wants to be part of the media domination, too.
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Enter: The Snooki certified pop album. Yes, folks – this is the latest rumor to come out of the Interwebs.
Jessica Alba Naked in Machete
Jessica Alba naked in Machete! Actually Alba wore some sexy under garments and the producers air brushed them out so she appears to be naked! Is it not the same thing? Probably not.. but yet you could never tell the difference…
more gorgeous Jessica more or less naked in Machete after the hop…
Playgirl wants Vinny to Pose!
Playgirl wants Vinny to show his manhood for the rag! Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino has been offered a modest $30,000 to do a full frontal spread for Playgirl magazine.
more Vinny after the jump…
A Playgirl rep says, “We would offer Vinny $30,000 plus a portion of the proceeds, “
Why Vinny? Probably because Snooki described their midnight encounter as “putting a watermelon in a pinhole. ”But $30,000? Isn’t it a bit too modest?
