Scott Disick has vowed to write a Kardashian tell-all book. For those of you who are fans of the Kardashians and their media empire, you’ll be tickled pink to learn that Public Enemy No. 1, is penning a salacious tell-all about the family.

100902A1 KARDASHIAN B GR 07 2

more Kourtney and Scott after the hop…

Snooki was sentences to a $533 fine and two days community service after her arrest in July. Snooks was arrested while shooting the third season of The Jersey Shore this July after taking a bunch of shots and acting like drunken buffoon in Seaside Heights, NJ.

100827Z2 SNOOKI B GR 13 2

more Snooki after the hop…

I know, I know – Snooki always acts like a drunken buffoon. And my prediction is that our favorite pint-sized beer bonger won’t change her actions after receiving such a light sentence in court today.

Katie Holmes isn’t certain that she wants more children. Adding fuel to the rumor mill fire that Tom Cruise isn’t actually Suri’s Dad (perpetual drunk Chris Klein is said to be her bio-Daddy ) Katie Holmes told the October issue of Marie Claire that she and Tom have no plans to pop out anymore kids.

100622M7 HOLMES B GR 01 2

more Katie and Suri after the hop…

A “tell-all” book written by ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman Ryan Simkin who alleges Paris Hilton once used a “special” place to hide her drugs on a flight to Europe. Her V#gina! Ewww

71157EX HILTON B GR 022

more Paris and her alleged drug stash after the jump..

Is Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie with a flight attendant? This morning, Star magazine splashed a salacious story all over its cover claiming Brad had an illicit affair with some 22-year-old French model who “moonlights” as a flight attendant. Gah. What airline is this?!

100719A1 JOLIE A B GR 20

According to the well-placed source in the friendly supermodel skies:

Jessica Simpson is proud to be a real woman with curves! Simpson made her way out of her New York city hotel earlier today in a short black dress and a pair of fierce animal print heels. Jessica has been known to walk out the back door in shame of her weight which is always the talk of the media but today she looks to take great pride in her voluptuous body.

FP 5693972 Simpson Jessica NYC 0908101

more Jess after the jump…