Kim Kardashian explained why she isn’t a troublemaker. Kim says she isn’t  like other starlets her age who keep getting in trouble with drugs, alcohol and the law is because she has to be responsible. Shouldn’t everybody HAVE to be responsible?

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More pictures of Kim after the jump…

Kim explained this all while she was on Jay Leno’s show last night.

Kim Kardashian is no wallflower, but she’s not out there getting repeatedly arrested or anything, either.

Bristol Palin to keep covered up on Dancing With the Stars. Bristol says she is going to have the most modest outfits ever….hmmmm. With Audrina Patridge – who usually shows a lot of skin – and The Situation – who is always showing his abs off, I guess somebody needs to keep their clothes on.

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More pictures of Bristol after the twirl…

I thought it would be Florence Henderson who was the most modest dressed, but I guess we’ll see!

Snooki’s boyfriend is suddenly blocked from seeing her. Hmmm, is it the hand of MTV playing keep away or is Snooki suddenly tired of the games Jeff Miranda seems to be playing in order to get some attention for himself?

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More pictures of Snooki after the leap…

Jeff says that he hasn’t been able to see his snookems in a while. Gee, could it be because the whole cast is in lockdown?

Samantha Ronson is in a criminal investigation over her dog attack. Her bulldog Cadillac mauled and killed a neighbor’s three pound dog over the weekend. The dog had some biting priors to that incident, so it is very likely animal services will want Cadillac.

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More pictures of Samantha after the bite…

Samantha flew the dog to the east coast, however, before anyone could get their hands on the dog.

Lindsay Lohan might have been banned from the Machete premiere. There was an excuse tossed out that Lindsay wasn’t going because of another reason, but now we find out producers might not have wanted her there.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the chop…

Lindsay is probably kind of a liability still…she hasn’t proven herself to be stable, responsibe and able to say no to the alcohol.