Proud grandpa, Jon Voight, defended Shiloh’s tomboy clothes. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you likely know that the tabloids are really trying to make Shiloh some poster tomboy for toddler cross-dressing.

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more Jon Voight after the hop…

Entire features and covers have been dedicated to Shiloh and explosive features saying Angelina Jolie is forcing her to not wear girl clothes. So what does grandpa Jon Voight have to say about it all?

Rachel Uchitel is going to graduate school. I guess that $10 million from Tiger Woods is going to be put to good use after all. Rachel says defending criminals is what she was meant to do.

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There are about three million jokes you could create from that. Rachel defending criminals?

Uchitel, the first woman who was romantically linked to Tiger Woods, has been accepted into two prominent graduate schools as she prepares to start a new life after the cheating scandal.

Paris Hilton settles Hallmark lawsuit but still remains in hiding. Paris was reportedly devastated that she was rejected from Japan and hasn’t been seen since she boarded the plane. Embarrassed or forced by the family?

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Nikky Hilton has been spotted out, but Paris has not been caught out much for a whole month! Talk about laying low.

Kourtney Kardashian has slowed down Kim Kardashian’s biological clock.  It’s not an insult from little sister, it just means Kim had a reality check on how much work it takes to be a mom!

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More pictures of Kourtney after the tick tock…

Kourtney is only two years older than Kim though, I bet she feels a little bit more pressure.

Seeing her older sister Kourtney Kardashian with a baby hasn’t sped up Kim’s maternal clock.

Nicole Richie’s wore a wrapped dress. The LA County Museum of Art had a gala on Saturday night and Nicole showed up wearing a dress that isn’t her style of late. Or is it?

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The white dress with black ribbon – or at least she looked like a present waiting to be unwrapped with ribbon – was different.

Snooki was hospitalized! Snooki apparently had a bit too much party going on recently and landed her butt in the hospital for suspected alcohol poisoning. That’s not cool!

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More pictures of Snooki after the sip…

Snooki has been in a whole ton of trouble lately! Hopefully she can recover from the excesses she seems to enjoy.

The scary near-death incident occurred during a wild night out at a South Beach, Miami, nightclub, in May.