The Situation has a, well, a small package. A former fling of the Jersey Shore star says he is ridiculously small for how much he is touted as being a player on the show.

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More pictures of The Situation after the…flop…

The Situation hasn’t responded to the comments yet, but you know he will somehow. He probably won’t address them on his current gig, Dancing With the Stars, but he will somewhere.

“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad.

Things started out normal enough and Melody admits she was even imagining what it would be like to be his girlfriend. But she got a huge surprise when the reality TV star dropped his pants and revealed — a very tiny Situation!

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.

Ouch! I wonder why Snooki hasn’t commented on this, because you know she’s seen it too. Hasn’t she seen all of them naked at some point on the show? What do you think The Situation will come out and say to defend himself?

Photos: Fame

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