Snooki explains how little work the cast of the Jersey Shore really does. Snooki went on Letterman last night and made herself and the cast look even lazier and worse than they already do. How is that possible?
More pictures of Snooki after the nap…
Basically, their real lives are like the taped show. Sleep, drink, party and have sex.
“We pretty much wake up around 12 o’clock in the afternoon, dillydally a little bit, [then] we hit our GTL,” she said, explaining the group’s daily routine. She quickly clarified the meaning of that acronym for Letterman: “Gym, tan, laundry; it’s essential! And then [we] get ready for the night. We start drinking Ron Ron Juice around eight o’clock.”
Ron Ron Juice, for those who don’t know, is the signature cocktail of Snooki’s “Shore” castmate Ronnie. Snooki kindly explained its recipe: “Ron Ron Juice, it messes you up,” she shared. “It’s vodka, watermelon, blueberry, cherries and maybe some [Jägermeister]. You have to [get drunk before you go out]. You can’t go to a club sober.”
Oh boy. AA people are flocking to get ahold of this crew. You can’t go out sober? You look for multiple girls in one night? Is that really all they strive for right now? Snooki might need some media training of her own, what do you think?
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