Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that Mick Jagger has a small, er, package. Keith has basically been polluting his brain, lungs and liver for 30 years now so perhaps what he says should be taken with a grain of salt. REGARDLESS, he told Rolling Stone that Mick Jagger is known for his small equipment.
“Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls – but it doesn’t quite fill the gap. I used to love Mick, but I haven’t been to his dressing room in 20 years. Sometimes I think, ‘I miss my friend’. I wonder, ‘Where did he go?’”
Speaking of Keith Richards ridiculous partying, he told the magazine what he thinks is the definition of a great party.
“Some of my most outrageous nights I can only believe actually happened because of corroborating evidence. No wonder I’m famous for partying! The ultimate party, if it’s any good, you can’t remember it. You get these brief vignettes of what you did. ‘Oh, you don’t remember shooting the gun? Pull up the carpet, look at those holes, man.’ I feel a bit of shame and embarrassment. ‘You can’t remember that? When you got your dick out, swinging from the chandelier, anybody up for grabs, wrap it in a five-pound note?’ Nope, don’t remember a thing about it.’”
Ha. Do you find it amazing that The Rolling Stones are still around and performing?
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good god, looking at that picture of him i wonder….. how is this guy still alive?
he has a face that would scare the life out of the dead.