Snooki’s ex, Jeff miranda, aka Stalker, was caught in a street brawl. Since Snooki left him out in the cold, he began hooking up with former cast member, Angelina. But things still haven’t been so great for him as he was injured in a street fight.

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Jeff claimed his love for Snooki and proposed to her on the cover of a magazine. But, she wasn’t even really dating him and called him a stalker. Oops. From Radar Online:

Ashlee Simpson Wentz cut up and dyed her hair blonde. Ashlee has not been afraid to experiment with her hair, and her new look is no exception! Pete Wentz snagged a picture of his wife with short, blonde hair. Now she looks like her child! Maybe blonde is her natural color?

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Ashlee cut off her dark, looooong hair and went with the current trend – a bob. From Pete’s Twitter:

David Arquette headed out to…make soup? Usually stars hide once the news of a separation breaks, but not David. He called Howard Stern to dish details and then he took food to a soup kitchen. Is he working on spinning this in his favor? What does Courteney think about her love life being spilled on national airwaves?

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David probably gave too many details and even admitted he fell in to bed with another woman. Not good. From Justified News:

Paris Hilton’s house must be a prime target for intruders. This time, the intruder beat up a security guard before running up to knock on the front door of Paris’s house. Did he think she was really going to answer?

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Cops were called and the man was arrested and charged with battery. From Celebuzz:

This would make the second time that a criminally unwelcome guest has turned up at Hilton’s home since August, when a knife-wielding intruder was arrested at her home. To say nothing of her victimization at the hands of the “Bling Ring” gang of burglars.

Mike The Situation Sorrentino is no longer dancing with any stars. The Situation was officially voted off Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday night. Awwwww, poor Mike. We knew that was coming from his Monday’s performance, didn’t we?

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After getting the news, The Situation admitted that making practices and dedicating time to them were much harder than he thought. From Digital Spy:

Kanye West insulted Lindsay Lohan and her ability to create fashion. Actually, he compared her fashion line to the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Ouch.

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Kanye hasn’t recalled his statements. Yet. but I imagine there will be a little pressure for him to apologize to her. After all, she IS in rehab. From the Hot Hits:

Speaking at the London premiere of his short film ‘Runaway’, Kanye said Lindsay’s line was, “[the] 9/11 for celebrities doing fashion. After that, I thought, ‘Well I can’t do a line now’.”