Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are dating. File this under Odd Couple alert: Chelsea Handler and 50 cent are hooking up on the sly. Paparazzi snapped the pair looking cozy in New Orleans, which quite frankly, could have just been a publicity stunt.

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But no! A “source” close to the couple say this is very much “on” but maybe not in a true love kind of a way.

Oksana Grigorieva’s security guard is a fake! The man, named Kristian Herzog, said he used to work for Jack Nicholson who was also happened to be paying him. Why would Jack Nicholson pay for a bodyuard to Oksana? In short, he didn’t!

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Kristian is a fake, and a felon to boot! How nice that he was around.

We know Kristian Otto Herzog — a twice-convicted felon who impersonated a cop with a loaded firearm — told Mel Gibson’s baby mama he would protect her free of charge, because Jack was graciously covering the bills.

The Jolie-Pitt kids are getting schooled in Hungary. Now, why would you take your kids to Hungary, when they could have private tutors and teachers anywhere in the world?

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Angelina Jolie has never done anything normal or mainstream, so why do that? Maddox, Shiloh and Pax are getting their education in Budapest.

Pauly D’s new show has started filming. Pauly is recording a show about – hmmm, spinning tunes as a DJ. Maybe. the exact premise for the show is a little vague, since MTV is keeping it kind of a secret. but it involves multiple locations, new players and most likely girls.

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Snooki is getting a show, The Situation was supposedly getting one and now Pauly.

Victoria Beckham still trusts David Beckham. David has been named in a suit between friends that he was the cause of their divorce. As in, he slept with the wife and the husband has named him the “other man.”

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Victoria apparently doesn’t believe the tales and is standing by her man.

And the reason why Posh Spice shouldn’t believe it, according to Shery Shabani, is because her (Shery) millionaire husband is a “lunatic!”

Tiger Woods’ mistresses threaten each other. As if the Tiger situation couldn’t get any dirtier, it suddenly does! When Tiger thinks he can stick his head in public without embarrassment, another fling comes out and exposes his dirty secrets all over again. This time, in emails.

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Devon James – the one whose own mother calls her a liar – has threatened to kill Joslyn James, another porn star fling of Tiger’s. Why? Over some cash, apparently.