Joe Jonas’ mom doesn’t seem to like Ashley Greene. The Ashley who has been dating her pure, virginal second child. Ha! Do you believe that anymore? Joe and Ashley have been dating for several months now and getting steamier…

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Ashley is also two years older than Joe, making her more experienced! Oh, mama! From Celebuzz:

A friend of the Jonas Family tells Hollywood Life that Joe’s mom, Denise, is none too happy about the fact that her 21-year-old son has hooked up with the 23-year-old Twilight beauty, because of Greene’s reportedly aggressive personality:

Is Carrie Underwood already pregnant? Carrie wore an unusual dress choice for appearing in public. It’s not like her usual form fitting, curve hugging style. This was a potato sack that stuck out in the middle! Baby bump middle?

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Carrie and her husband Mike Fisher got married in July…so it’s very possible now! From Showbiz Gossips:

Carrie hatched a plot with a few of her best friends,” an insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

Miley Cyrusparents split: Billy Ray Cyrus files for divorce

2010′s most overdone Halloween costumes contest

Blake Lively & Penn Badgley split

Sandra Bullock`s family problems

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Kat Von D & Jesse James are engaged?

Taylor Swift warns her boyfriends about upcoming album

Rihanna and other Celebrity wearing a hot fall item: the newsboy cap

Paris Hilton and pups dress for Halloween!

Justin Bieber is not scared to speak about his love life

Rihanna promotes her book “Rihanna,” Rihanna signs copies of her new book at Barnes & Noble in New York on Wednesday. What’s with this book thing?

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Every celebrity is penning a book these days! Are they all becoming bookworms or what? Oh, I guess they use ghostwriters, right?

Doesn’t Rihanna look gorgeous in her very elegant floral print dress? 

Are you going to buy Ri Ri’s new book? Also for those Rihanna fans, don’t forget the gorgeous singer’s new album “Loud” is coming out in less than three weeks, on November 16th!

David Arquette tells Howard Stern that he cried the first time he had sex after his separation from Courteney Cox! How touching! Arquette after blabbing on Howard Stern about his intimate details with celebrity friendly cocktail waitress Jasmine Waltz, now he goes back on and blab some more.. This gets very interesting..

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Arquette returned to his buddy Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite Radio show on Wednesday morning and blabbed some more..

David Beckham doing a hidden camera bit in a massage parlor on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” with an unsuspecting masseuse! With Ellen telling Becks the most pathetic thing to say — too hilarious!

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Scroll down to watch Becks’ hilarious video camera with Ellen directing and the masseuse falling for it.

David said things like people say he has skin like baby peaches and “do I smell Cheetos.” Too ridiculously funny!