We’ve got some really funny Thanksgiving quotes by celebrities. My all-time favorite is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s! Enjoy!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts
Jessica Simpson: For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn’t sound right! It’s gonna be jiggly and weird
Jon Stewart: I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land
Erma Bombeck: Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence
Jay Leno: You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out
Jim Gaffigan: Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot? But we do that every day! Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us
Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t forget to smile and laugh a lot!
The pictures of Jessica Simpson & Victoria Justice taken earlier today at The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
photos: Fame
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