Heidi Montag covers this week’s Life and Style and is once again lamenting all her plastic surgery. Oh, sigh. In the article, Montag calls herself Frankenstein and says she wishes she could travel back in time and not get the 10 procedures she did a year ago.

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I wonder if she’s talking out more readily now that her plastic surgeon Dr. Ryan is dead.

“Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did pre-surgery. This is not what I signed up for. The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek,” she explains. “People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body,” Montag adds.

“I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.”

Eh, I don’t buy this story either. I think Heidi is milking this surgery for all its worth in order to net herself magazine covers and publicity.

What do you think?

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