Khloe Kardashian thinks the new TSA security screening is like being raped as the reality star complained on Lopez Tonight.

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Khloe tells George Lopez on his show last night, “They basically are just raping you in public.” “I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down,” Khloe said. “I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey!”

But the padded down didn’t go too well.

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Demi Lovato will soon settle the violent dispute she had with one of her back-up dancers. Last month when she entered rehab for “emotional problems” (could be euphemism for lots of things) it was revealed that she punched one the back-up dancers on tour with her and Joe Jonas.

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Luckily for Demi, it looks like the two may settle outside of court. The bitter back-up dancer, Alex Welch, wants several things from the singer.

Jessica Simpson’s clothing, shoe and accessory line raked in an impressive $750 million in 2010. Yeah, so say what you will about Jessica Simpson – the girl can earn money (perhaps even better than Kim Kardashian). While her singing, acting and marriage attempts may have landed on their faces, Simpson won’t be standing in the unemployment line anytime soon.

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So what has made Jessica Simpson such a lasting force in the world of fabric, heels and scents?

Alex Rodriguez may have found a new victim (or is it the other way around?) in Kelly Bensimon. Fresh from a Thanksgiving hook-up with Cameron Diaz, A-Rod is out on the prowl and sidled up to Kelly Bensimon at a party in Miami this past weekend.

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As Page Six reports:

“At the Art Basel party hosted by Vito Schnabel, Alex Dellal and Stavros Niarchos, “He had his arm ’round Kelly and they were flirting,” a witness told us.

Oprah Winfrey has been offered $500,000 to pose in a bikini for the cover of men’s magazine Zoo Weekly. With all the money under the sun why would Oprah pose for their cover in a bikini for half a million bucks? It makes you wonder if the rag is trying to get free publicity or what?

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Zoo’s editor said, ”The offer is a serious one.” “We can pay the money to a charity of Oprah’s choice. Men find power sexy, and Oprah is the most powerful woman in history. If she agrees, we think it’ll be the biggest-selling issue we’ve ever produced.”