Rachel Uchitel is going to be a private investigator. The former mistress of Tiger Woods could help you bust your cheating husband? A bit ironic, isn’t it?

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The former mistress of Tiger Woods has announced that she is going to try her hand at being a private investigator!

“I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I’ve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone the other day. I had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are. I’ve already gone under cover, I’ve done process serving.”

Cool with $10 million in the bank (oh in case you didn’t know, Tiger allegedly gave her $10 million to stay silent), she can stay in school as long as she wants.

Merry Christmas Rachel!

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