Hugh Hefner is like a dead fish in the bedroom! A former Playmate Izabella St James tells you how the old sexpot Playboy performs in bed: he just lay there like a dead fish.

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Former Playmate St James revealed details about how Hugh treated his girlfriends in her memoir.

Here are a few excerpts from Izabella’s book from the Daily Mail:

On sex with Hef:

Lisa Rinna tweeted a photo of her without makeup posing with her two daughters. A very rude Twitter follower commented “You Look HORRIBLE without makeup on.”

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Lisa stood up to her and wrote “Hey at least I’m brave enough to show myself without make up!! Here I am no make up not an ounce.”

Kim Kardashian is feeling nostalgic and says her favorite moment out of the whole year was frolicking with Justin Bieber during an Elle photoshoot. Yes, really.

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Last spring Elle decided to stage a Mrs. Robinson type of a shoot with Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber. Truthfully, the pictures were a touch creepy with everyone from Bill O’Rielly to the blogosphere saying it was all slightly pedophile-ish.

Kim Kardashian debuted her new song at Tao Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve, Friday night. Kim hosted the nightclub’s New Year’s Eve party. Shortly after 1 a.m., Kim introduced her new song, which producer The Dream worked on. Scroll down to listen to Kim’s new song below.

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As you can see in the pictures taken yesterday, Kim doesn’t have her cornrows on her head anymore so it must have been done just for the video shoot. We’ll soon find out.

Which celebrity would you like to become Facebook or Twitter friends with in 2011? What do you think the survey says? Who’s the most wanted networking friend?? Justin Bieber? Wrong!

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Though Justin Bieber ranked number two as most searched musician this year, only five percent of respondents to a Bing survey would like to become Facebook or Twitter friends with him 2011.

Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah Winfrey battle out as most wanted Facebook and Twitter friends, with 30 percent wanting Ellen and 25 percent wanting Oprah.

Happy New Year! We hope your new year will be filled with love, happiness and most important great health! We have a bunch of hot shirtless hunks after the jump to inspire you to get into top shape for the brand new year.

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Shirtless, we can’t leave out Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino “The Situation,” can we? Some other really hot beach bods including Matthew Mcconaughey, Eric Dane, Kellan Lutz, Cristino Ronaldo’s and last but not least little cutie Levi Mcconaughey.