Charlie calls Chuck Lorre, the creator of his show “Two and A Half Men” a stupid, stupid little man and a p##sy punk and that’s not all…
Charlie Sheen tells TMZ.com … he wants to fight “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon … and, according to Charlie, “If he wins, then he can leave MY show!”
Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls “a grand old time.” If you missed this one, he’s left US for the tropics with his three goddesses including porn star girlfriend, Bree Olson, pothead girlfriend Natalie Kenly and ex-wife Brooke Mueller and now he’s down to being with just two of his goddesses Bree and Natalie. Not sure what exactly happened to Brooke. He could have kicked her off the plane orshe landed and left or something of that sort)
Charlie told TMZ.com, “I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like.” Charlie adds, “That’s me being polite.”
“All these guys told me to ‘clean it up.’ Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up.”
Charlie, who insists he’s sober, says, “All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.”
And as if that’s not enough, Charlie says “That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.”
Charlie adds, “You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him.”
Earlier he called in the Alex Jones Show and during his rant, he called Lorre a turd, a clown, and said his real name is “Haim Levine”
We reported earlier this morning that Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, porn star Bree Olson, and another female pal, Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out … saying, “Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it. Badly.”
I don’t know what to make out of it, like Charlie says he’s special and he’ll never be like one of us. I don’t doubt that.
Do you think there’ll be anymore “Two and A Half Men?” Darn, I love that show, don’t you?
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