Charlie Sheen says he’s suing everybody…but he’ll come back to do more work. For a price, of course. Charlie might have proved there weren’t drugs in his system via a blood and urine test, but what is coming out of his mouth still doesn’t make sense.

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Charlie said he’s suing everybody involved for breach of contract. But would be glad to come back to work on season 9 and future seasons if they jack his salary up.

When asked he planned on filing a lawsuit over the “Two and a Half Men” fiasco, Sheen told ABC this morning, “Wouldn’t you? I don’t have a job. I got a whole family to support … They’re gonna put [the money] on a scale and say, ‘A little more, a little more. Add some gold! Add some gold! Bingo!’ … I’m here to collect.”

As TMZ first reported, even among all this animosity, Sheen wants to do a season 9 and even a season … if they paid him $3 million an episode plus a $20 million signing bonus.

Would anyone be willing to put up that kind of a payday for erratic behavior? Charlie might be free from drugs, but something else is going on to make him say all of these things publicly.

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