Charlie Sheen has gone completely off the deep end and told The Today Show this morning that he’s underpaid and a “rock star from Mars.” Honestly, the amount of cocaine this man has ingested it’s absolutely amazing he’s still standing. So if he think he’s a rock star from Mars, hell, I’m just going to have to take it.
But that’s not it – Sheen also told the show he’s sick and tired of pretending that he isn’t special and that he deserves $3 million an episode due to “psychological” trauma.
Say what?! Riddle me this – isn’t Charlie Sheen the one who’s caused psychological distress on others? For starters, he put the whole cast and crew out of work and locked a prostitute in a bathroom while he demolished a hotel room.
But how does he figure $2 million an episode is “underpaid”?
I have a new theory. Drugs, booze and porn stars aren’t Charlie Sheen‘s biggest problems – it’s his ego. What the man needs to learn is humility and to be out of work for awhile.