George Clooney covered Newsweek and told the magazine he’s screwed too many women and done too many drugs to have a career in politics. One would wonder why that would eliminate him from politics, but he seems to think the opposite side would dig up too many incriminating facts from his past.

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This could be true. He even brainstormed some campaign slogans with the magazine.

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f–ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth. A smart campaigner, would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’”

George Clooney: I Drank The Bong Water. Oh boy – if that isn’t a quote, I’m not sure what is.

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