Jesse James has decided to sit down and write his memoir. Of course, right? What is this going to be – a How To for multiple affairs while married to a millionaire actress? Sadly, it will probably sell fairly well. But it’s going to be slightly disgusting if he tries to elicit any kind of sympathy from the public.

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Since divorcing from Sandra Bullock, James wasted no time rebounding and is now engaged to Kat Von D, so he’s certainly not in a lonely and reflective place in his life right now.

Eventhough James has yet to find a publisher, he already has a title picked out: American Outlaw.

Expect to see American Outlaw at your local Barnes and Noble by the end of the year.

Sigh.

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