Lindsay Lohan could quite possible spend some time behind bars for felony grand theft, but she wants us all to know she doesn’t “cheat, steal or lie.” She tweeted this all yesterday in response to the flurry of bad press she received for everything from the charge to her dress.

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The above statement is laughable considering Lohan initially went to jail because she lied about not being able to make her court-ordered hearings. She’s also been accused of stealing many things, ranging from a fur coat, clothing from magazine shoots to leggings designs.

She also wishes we’d all stop talking about her what she decided to wear to court. This is fair – but since when is it appropriate to wear a skintight white minidress when you’ve just been charged with a felony?

She has to see all of this, right?

Photos: WENN

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