Paris Hilton turned 30 yesterday and got her cake snatched by a birthday cake thief. Hilton threw a big birthday bash for herself in Hollywood, when an unfortunate party crasher swooped in and stole her $3, 200 birthday cake infused with absinth.

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First of all, yes, it’s completely wasteful and absurd that one would spend that much money on a cake. But this is Paris, afterall. Secondly – how did he, “Paz,” get away with this? After crashing the party and getting wasted, he says he and a friend tricked the security and swiped the uneaten, 70-pound cake! He wrote on his cake:

Kim Kardashian is getting married! Must be the big 30 that’s causing the hormonal change! Kim is reportedly walking down the aisle. With who??? Read on..

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Kourtney Kardashian although has crushed rumors of an upcoming wedding with Scott. But Life & Style magazine is reporting that Scott Disick did indeed pop the question and Kourt said “yes.”

Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson back together or are they not? We are not certain about that but one thing we know is that Lindsay crashed in Sam’s bed last night.

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Samantha took to Twitter earlier this morning, “Watching grey’s anatomy — my fav show — @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me — should I wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA?”

Jon Gosselin, the former reality star is now working as a construction worker. Donning safety harness and hardhat, Jon was laboring away at his new construction gig installing solar panels on the roof of a storage building.

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Gosselin is said to have started working for Green Pointe Energy, a Pennsylvania-based company which specializes in renewable energy.

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Elisabetta Canalis is happy with dogs and not babies. And that is a good thing, since her boyfriend George Clooney has said he won’t marry her. Elisabetta was responding about comments she might want to have children in the future, when she said her dogs were enough.

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With being a supermodel, she might not want to wreck her career by having a baby. Or maybe not wreck it, but take a chance on her body – since that is how she earns a living.