Paris Hilton turned 30 yesterday and got her cake snatched by a birthday cake thief. Hilton threw a big birthday bash for herself in Hollywood, when an unfortunate party crasher swooped in and stole her $3, 200 birthday cake infused with absinth.

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First of all, yes, it’s completely wasteful and absurd that one would spend that much money on a cake. But this is Paris, afterall. Secondly – how did he, “Paz,” get away with this? After crashing the party and getting wasted, he says he and a friend tricked the security and swiped the uneaten, 70-pound cake! He wrote on his cake:

“I crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake. I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room,” wrote Paz. “It’s big. It’s red. It says ‘Paris’. And its f***ing delicious.”

No word on what Paris thinks of all this…

Photos: WENN

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