“I don’t understand what I did wrong except live a life that everyone is jealous of.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
“You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.”
“What’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”
“The last time I took drugs I probably took more that anyone could survive. I was banging 7-gram rocks because that’s how I roll, I have one speed, go.”
“Sorry Middle America.”
“When I’m fighting a war there’s no room for sensitivity.”
“Here’s your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high.”
“It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”
“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’.”
“That’s the code. And we all live by it.”
This one by Oscar Levant which seems to fit Charlie perfectly..”There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
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