CHARLIE SHEEN Wants MILAS KUNIS
CHARLIE SHEEN wants MILA KUNIS to be his third GODDESS! Surely that’s a wishful thinking but a very classy choice Charlie!
Sheen announced he’d like Kunis to join his goddess squad which already includes porn star Bree Olsen and marijuana model Natalie Kenly. Surely Kunis must be flattered!
“Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”
Sheen also spoke about his love of hookers in Columbus on Wednesday during his live show. Sheen told his audience how he plans on luring the gorgeous Black Swan starlet.
“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes,” Sheen said. “I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”
Oh my! You got to have better tricks than that Charlie! Do you think Charlie stands a chance?
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