One person who isn’t a fan of the PRINCE WILLIAM and KATE MIDDLETON spectacle? JERRY SEINFELD. The former sitcom star and stand-up comedian was asked what he thought to ITV morning show Daybreak and he certainly did not mince his words.

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The comedian who is prepping for a tour in London said:

“Yes, I’m very excited,” came the sarcastic reply. “Well it’s a circus act, it’s an absurd act.”

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LINDSAY LOHAN may get off on just a misdemeanor, instead of felony, charge when she’s tried later this month. Back in January Lohan waltzed away from a Venice Beach boutique wearing a $2500 necklace and was then dragged to court as the boutique hoped to slap her with a felony grand theft charge.

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JENNIFER ANISTON recently chopped off her long, signature locks for a collarbone length bob and the actress reportedly hates the cut. ANISTON‘s stylist famously said he wanted his client to have a new look so she didn’t resemble any of the Real Housewives. Whatever that means.

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Well, it seems Jennifer is ill-content with the look. As the National Enquirer reports:

“Instead of being pleased with her new chin-length bob, she’s been telling pals she feels like a “dowdy-looking soccer mom”!

GWYNETH PALTROW covers the May issue of Self and complains to the magazine about all her body woes. PALTROW had never looked anything less from flawless on the red carpet and in her movies, but the actress swears she never considered herself to have a nice body.

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Her biggest flaw? Below the waist, she says:

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