Snooki was paid $32, 000 to speak at Rutgers University this past week. Highway robbery? Yes. Less than she makes at club appearances? Yes. Snooks was asked to come and speak (was she sober?) in front of the undergraduate class about …um…well, her tanning and hair. Seriously.

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Snooks was asked by the Rutgers University Programming Association, who puts on “cultural” events to spread her wisdom to the masses in a segment called: “Inside the Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Studio.”

Here are some choice quotes:

“The poof is its own living form, it’s my trademark but people always expect it…It’s a summer hairstyle, so if I want to Snook the night, I’ll wear the poof.”

“When you’re tan, you feel better.”

One more bit of information to make you nauseous: Snooks was paid more than Pulitzer prize winning novelist Toni Morrison, who will only pocket $30K at this year’s graduation…

Photos: WENN

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