…and in celebrity news, JOHNNY DEPP finally has a Kemo Sabe to play alongside his title role of Tonto in “The Lone Ranger” remake – it’s ARMIE HAMMER!

Who?

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If you’ve seen “The Social Network”, Armie, whose real name happens to be Armand, played the dual role of the Winklevoss twins, Cameron and Tyler (yes, those twins who’re after Mark Zuckerberg in a $65 million ‘breach of contract’ lawsuit in real life).

Star news notes that this is probably the first time in “Lone Ranger” history where Kemo Sabe will actually be a younger, greener sidekick to the brown-skinned braided one, a fact that has Johnny Depp chortling and rubbing his hands in a very decidedly dark and sinister Tim Burton-ish way.

You’ll be seeing a lot of Armie soon, by the way. He’s playing Prince Charming opposite the very fair Lily Collins (Phil‘s thick-browed daughter) and wicked step-momma, Julia Roberts, in “Snow White”, another fairy tale reboot that’s set to run neck and neck with Kristin Stewart and Chris Hemsworth‘s “Snow White and The Huntsman.

And get this…he’ll also be swapping spit with Leonardo diCaprio in a Clint Eastwood-directed biopic about J. Edgar Hoover.

Whoo-eee, this boy is busy! Wonder why he prefers to call himself Armie. We like Armand better….Armand Hammer…hmmm…sexy!

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