Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie SheenHollywood gossip news has it that “No Strings Attached” leading man, Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie “Defeat is not an option” Sheen. The deal is currently being finalized, and we’re likely to see a younger, hotter, and funnier (?) Mr. Demi Moore in Charlie Sheen‘s shoes…

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This is ecstatic news for all “That 70′s Show” fans who haven’t seen Ashton on the small screen since ”Punk’d” left the air four year ago. According to celebrity gossip websites, Ashton is inking a deal that’d put him on the path of mucho moolah. What? More than the $1 million per episode Charlie “Tiger blood” Sheen used to get?

Show creator, Chuck Lorre already has a storyline in place that’s so funny, viewers will forget about throwing bricks at their TVs because it isn’t Charlie.

Still, Ashton looks to be a much better fit compared to Hugh Grant (bet that one  can’t even get past his upper crust Brit accent) who declined big bucks to fill the role Charlie‘s meltdown lost.

So now how are they going to explain why the new Charlie Harper looks more like Jake’s older brother than Alan’s?

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