Charlie Sheen needs to redouble his efforts at getting his old job back. The court that finalized his divorce from Brooke Mueller has given her custody of their twin sons, Bob and Max, and ordered him to pay $55,000 a month in child support for. And that’s not all.

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The former Two and a Half Men star will also be shelling close to $800,000 for the divorce proceedings, and approximately $1 million in interests on the home he used to share with his ex.

Sheen and Mueller’s three-year marriage ended with a bang in December 2009 when Brooke called the cops saying Charlie had held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. While Sheen did plead guilty to the charges, he didn’t do any jail time at all.

The incident, or the divorce, hasn’t stopped him from his drug, alcohol and porn binges, nor did it halt Brooke‘s own substance abuse. While Charlie has refused to enter rehab, his ex-wife has already done so.

Still, Sheen will need to do better than his recently disappointing one-man show tour if he’s going to be able to afford to pay for his kids’ upkeep.

Are we finally going to see this the man who claims “defeat is not an option” come begging to Chuck Lorre on his knees?

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