DONALD TRUMP has decided not to run for president. Oh, shucks. What will the Republican party do?! Trump has been had the entertainment news world in tizzy for the past few months tempting the media with an upcoming run for the presidency. Nobody really took this all too seriously as Trump does this during every election season and has yet to actually run.
Well, today he made an official announcement saying he’s decided to withdraw his name.
“After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election. I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”
Well, good – let him think he’d win the presidency (because people normally withdraw their name if they truly believe they’d win) and let him sift back into his real true calling: Reality Television Star.