LADY GAGA loves trees so much, she eats paper. Apart from mimicking mother nature by wearing a meat dress and breaking out of an egg, the most powerful media personality in the world showed Dave Letterman her affinity to the natural world by tearing up his fibrous notes and chowing down. Effectively biodegrading them at a much faster rate. So what’s not to like?
Dave and all of entertainment news gaped in awe as the woman who was Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta turned into a paper devouring creature on late night television…
All Gaga wanted was to promote her “Born This Way” album on Letterman, and all Dave did was ask her about what she was (and wasn’t wearing), her egg, the Barbie doll whose head she bit off in concert. And so she ate his notes.
Dave sputtered…he hemmed and hawed. He protested she was ingesting chemically treated material. To which Gaga responded by rolling her eyes up in her head and playing dead.
See Dave, that’s what you get by trying Mother Monster’s patience. Next time, don’t ask too many impertinent questions, hmmmm?
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