So our resident aging Lothario, LORENZO LAMAS (or is that Lorenzo Craig now?) is pissed at his ex-wife SHAUNA SAND, fearful for his kids, and seeking custody. This comes on the heels of the domestic violence, spousal battery and criminal threat charges leveled on Shauna and husband number 3, Laurent Homburger, who were arrested just before midnight Thursday for banging each other around - he kicked the door down, she maced him – with the whole neighborhood listening in…
So where were the kids?
Lorenzo‘s seeking full physical custody of their three daughters, aged 10, 11, and 13, one of whom has started dressing like their mom (read: groin high skirts…will we see 5-inch lucite heels soon?), and the other who’s dyed her hair vermilion while channeling a rather ragged Marilyn Manson.
“I am concerned for the welfare of my children. I will not allow them back in that household until Shauna and her husband receive anger management treatment.”
Lorenzo said in a statement.
Didn’t he mean, until Shauna‘s hired a proper stylist to keep her from looking like the friendly neighborhood streetwalker? It’s a really awful mommy image for impressionable tweens, you know.
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