Supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL, laboring under the delusion that she’s white, has accused Cadbury for “comparing her to chocolate,” and has threatened to sue the chocolate manufacturer for the racial slur.
Wait…what?! She’s black?!
Celebrity gossip websites have confirmed that Naomi, who’s known for her temper tantrums, throwing mobile phones at people, assaulting assistants, spitting on airport personnel, and receiving gifts of “blood diamonds” from Liberian presidents, is incensed over the use of her name in a Cadbury advertisement for a chocolate bar.
The British model, whose staying power in the competitive world of fashion has amazed no one except the chosen few she hasn’t touched with her vitriol, is highly offended about the ad showing a diamond encrusted chocolate bar, and the slogan:
“Move over Naomi, there’s a new diva in town”.
According to star news, Naomi knows the ad is about her:
“I am shocked. It’s upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find any humour in this. It is insulting and hurtful.”
So we’re guessing it’s highly insulting and hurtful for Naomi to be referred to as dark chocolate. Shouldn’t Cadbury have made an ad about nougat, instead?
And also that it definitely isn’t a possibility the ad may be referring to another chocolate-hued celebrity, Naomi Harris, who played Tia Dalma in the “Pirates of the Carribean” movies. Now why hasn’t that one come out and sued?
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