..because it’s KIM KARDASHIAN, (*insert expletive here*), and “expensive” is her middle name, especially when it comes to $2 million engagement rings. The recession’s still raging, thousands displaced by tornadoes, and nearly 7 million U.S. households are going hungry this year, but Kim Kardashian will have her 20.5 carat bling and hold a press conference in honor of it, too. So eat that, America…

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As the excitement over half-sister KIM KARDASHIAN‘s impending nuptials rises, 15-year-old KENDALL JENNER brings in a surprise of her own – she’s on the pill. Does her dad Bruce Jenner know?

In another Kardashian drama for their reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, Hollywood gossip news learned that Kendall‘s been put on birth control, and it’s all going to be revealed on the show’s next season…

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So daddy Bruce is going to find out about it on air? How dysfunctional is that?

There’s a third Bridget Jones movie in the works, but RENEE ZELWEGGER is still too stick thin to give the iconic role of  this everywoman justice. What’s up with you, Renee? You haven’t had a movie out since 2009. Are you in semi-retirement? Lose those Ginzu knife shoulder blades already!

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Hollywood celebrity websites say Bridget Jones’ author, Helen Fielding’s been tweeting about her third book in the series, but has been so careful about choosing her twit-words about Zellweger reprising her role as the weight-challenged, self-effacing working Brit, Bridget:

JEFF CONAWAY, star of Grease and the T.V. show Taxi, died today. Conaway suffered a massive prescription pill overdose last week and was rushed to the hospital. Soon doctors realized that it wasn’t his daily pill-taking that led to stay in the E.R. but pneumonia.

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Conaway suffered from what is now being described as a rare combination of pneumonia and a blood disorder called sepsis. He remained in a coma and on life support for two weeks before, as the latest Hollywood news reports, his family opted to take him off.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELY might be the perfect mix of fleshy and taut today, but it wasn’t always the case. In fact, Whitely complains to the June issue of Elle UK that she was once told to “lose the baby fat” when she started out modeling.

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Ironically, it’s her baby fat that has earned her top-notch modeling contracts with Victoria’s Secret (that prefers a little boob on their ladies) and offers like the one she got last year to replace Megan Fox on ‘Transformers.’ Who, as hollywood rumors say, offended director Michael Bay too often.

Sorry ladies! RYAN REYNOLDS doesn’t want to get married again

FergieJosh Duhamel head to JFK to get away from baby rumors! Pics!

Lindsay Lohan begins house arrest: Ankle bracelet monitoring

Tony Romo & Candice Crawford will tie the knot this weekend

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Melissa Reeves heats up Marbella, Spain

Katy Perry in the cat cafe

Courtney Love shot heroin at Charlie Sheen’s house

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are totally having sex! (Photos)