Ousted Real Housewife of New Jersey, DANIELLE STAUB, made a B-line from the stripper pole to therapy when she attempted to resume her exotic dancing career this week. For those of you who keep up with Real Housewife entertainment news, it should come as no shock that krazy kakes Staub will be lying on a couch discussing her childhood in weeks to come.
In response to why she’s acted so erratically in the past few months, Staub answered:
It looks like ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’s second act in Hollywood has screeched to a halt. Amidst the shocking Hollywood celebrity gossip baby, housekeeper bonanza bombshell, it appears Ah-nold may lose his new acting career along with his marriage.
While previously slated to star in another Terminator movie, along with another flick called ‘Cry Macho.’ The recently disgraced star’s rep released this statement:
JENNIFER LAWRENCE successfully uglifies herself in her new film, “The Hunger Games”. Hollywood gossip websites never thought it possible, but the Academy Award-nominated actress of “X-Men:First Class” and “Winter’s Bone” has dramatically transformed her pale blonde and pretty self to channel tough, swarthy and street-smart 16-year-old brunette, Katniss Everdeen in “The Hunger Games”, Suzanne Collins’ critically acclaimed dystopian novel of children forced to fight to the death…
ZSA ZSA GABOR In A Coma
Celebrity news got the latest on 40′s screen legend, ZSA ZSA GABOR, who is now in a coma after being rushed to the hospital for an emergency stomach surgery. Zsa Zsa, 94, has had a variety of serious health conditions in the past year, the latest including amputation of one leg above the knee.
According to Hollywood gossip news, Zsa Zsa, the 1936 Miss Hungary born Sari Gabor, fell into a coma yesterday after becoming unresponsive, her ninth husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt said.
Watch ROBERT PATTINSON do his sing-thing! In an unprecedented turn of events, current entertainment news caught “Twilight’s” main bloodsucker, R-Pat, making like a drug-addled and extremely hung-over Bob Dylan complete with beanie, beard, guitar, and full street wino get-up in an exclusive (and no wonder!) club for singers and songwriters, singing his heart out in unrequited abandon…
…add to this Rob‘s signature slouch, and some autistically-inspired rhythmic body rocking, we cringe, we really do. And we invite you to view this video for some cringing of your own…
Another day, another JENNIFER ANISTON relationship rumor. Who’s up this sunny Thursday? None other than JUSTIN THEROUX. This celebrity news story came out of left-field, right? Apparently, Aniston and Theroux have been “taking it slow” and dating casually and have been friends for a while now.
The two were spotted dining at Sunset Towers Tower Bar this past week and those close to the couple say it wasn’t their first date.
