According to the latest Hollywood gossip, Penelope Cruz came to the set dressed as toilet bowl leavings. And she says Johnny Depp made her do it. So we’re guessing the set of “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” must have been witness to some pretty wild sh*t.

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What sort of on-set scatological fetish have these two co-stars got up to? Was this Johnny‘s way of saying thank you to Penelope for teaching him vulgar Spanish words? Imagine her Hispanic hotness reporting for work in a poop costume.  What would have made Penelope do that?

Real Housewife ALEXIS BELLINO is coming clean about a past addiction – anorexia and bulimia. If you’re a fan of The Real Housewives of OC then you likely know Bellino as the busty wife who’s a born again Christian and often derides the other women for questionable lifestyles.

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Well, things haven’t always been peachy for Bellino. She told E!Online.com today:

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Katie Holmes is not pregnant - The photo was published!

Jack Vidgen: The next Justin Bieber?

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After reams and reams of Hollywood rumors suggesting it, CHELSEA HANDLER finally admitted that she once dated 50 CENT. While promoting her latest book, ‘Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me‘ the comedian opened up about her brief affair with the hip-hop star. While it ended soon after it began, she now says she’s “satiated.” Hmm.

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So tell us all about it Chelsea!

“He’s a very sweet, nice guy. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.”

LADA GAGA might be touring up a storm but somehow the workaholic found time to pen her first fashion column for V magazine. You know – it actually wasn’t awful. A little self-important, but not terrible and a little smarter than most celebrity news. In the column Gah likens herself to a fashion librarian saying she’s long studied glam art.

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She writes:

BETHENNY FRANKEL getting sued for $100 million!

Sam Lutfi Lawsuit: Asks judge to order psych eval for Britney Spears

Imogen Thomas is looking pretty damn smoking in zoo (photos)

Afternoon Insights: Is Prince Harry readying himself for marriage?

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Paula Abdul announced as fourth X-Factor judge

Quote of the day: Kristen Stewart on ‘real’ TWILIGHT sex scenes

Life In Pictures: Bob Marley

!! OMG gossip: Who is the father of January Jones’s baby? !!