Watch ROBERT PATTINSON do his sing-thing! In an unprecedented turn of events, current entertainment news caught “Twilight’s” main bloodsucker, R-Pat, making like a drug-addled and extremely hung-over Bob Dylan complete with beanie, beard, guitar, and full street wino get-up in an exclusive (and no wonder!) club for singers and songwriters, singing his heart out in unrequited abandon…
…add to this Rob‘s signature slouch, and some autistically-inspired rhythmic body rocking, we cringe, we really do. And we invite you to view this video for some cringing of your own…
Entertainment news today has gathered information that before his Twilight fame, Rob dreamed of launching his own singing career after making a go of it in “pubs and stuff”. In fact, Rob‘s credited with two songs on the “Twilight” soundtrack, “Never Think” and “Let Me Sign”.
Still, we think Rob should stick with his day job and make hay while the sun shines. And in the “Twilight” of his years, when his star power has diminished to the occasional twinkle, he could open up his own club for geriatric has-been’s and yodeler wanna-be’s to stage his Bob Dylan impersonations (not that anyone would remember who Bob Dylan is by that time).
In the meantime, rock our world on the big screen, Rob. Please not like this, just not like this…
Images via WENN
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