SHAUNA SAND was all in a tizzy this week filing a restraining order and a divorce from her third husband, Laurent Homburger. Is Shauna in some sort of contest with her first ex, Lorenzo Lamas (oh, excuse us, Lorenzo Craig) who’s now on wife number 5?
Current news has it that Homburger went berserk after Shauna told him she wanted a divorce, and we surmise, presented him with divorce papers signed May 12 yet! Long story short…
…the argument escalates to a fight, obscenities are flung, and murder threats thrown about. Shauna locks herself in the bathroom, Homburger breaks the door down, Shauna maces his sorry face. Why does this remind us so much of a daytime TV soap episode we saw once?
So the neighbors sics the cops on them and they’re thrown in the slammer for domestic abuse. The next day, Shauna files her divorce application for real and gets the judge to sign a restraining order to keep her 25-year-old former boy toy at least 100 yards away from her and her kids.
Somewhere in California, lounging around on his black satin sheets with wife number 5, Shawna (Craig), Lorenzo Lamas magnanimously decides to withdraw his petition to seek full custody of his three daughters wife number 2, Shauna (Sand).
And perhaps plots ways to get rid of Shawna (wife number 5) now that Shauna (wife number 2) will soon be free! Ah love, it never dies…
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