It looks like BRET LOCKETT will finally get to meet KIM KARDASHIAN, the woman who he’s telling everyone has been cheating on KRIS HUMPHRIES with him – he’ll be getting his first personal eyeful of his dream girl… in court! Celebrity news got wind of the lawsuit Kim‘s people are drafting against Locket, who finally admitted he’s never personally met Kim, 25 minutes too late.

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Yey Bret! You’re finally getting your dream of meeting Kim!

You’re finally going to hook up. In front of a judge. Now all you have to do is imagine you’re marrying her in civil rites, and that will make everything alright.

You don’t even have to let out that damning evidence of sexy Kim Kardashian text messages and even more sexy Kim Kardashian cellphone photos…

No wait, hold that thought. Show them, anyway. We’d like to get up close and personal to Kim, too.

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