Okay, so BRET LOCKETT never personally met KIM KARDASHIAN, just had phone sex with her for five whole months while she was dating current fiance KRIS HUMPHRIES. Despite the lawsuit Kim‘s people are whipping up to whup his ass with, Lockett is still deadset on ruining Kim‘s impending wedding. Quick, Kim, whip out that checkbook pronto!
Or better yet, don’t! We still haven’t taken a gander at those incriminating mobile phone photos and sexts yet…
Celebrity news sneaked a hidden microphone over to Bret who’s been heard saying:
“I’ve said before that it was a physical relationship. But when I mean ‘physical’ I say that meaning there was a physical aspect in the relationship, meaning that, I don’t really want to get into the details…”
Never mind semantics, Bret. You can tell us (or better yet show us) all the juicy details later. Just get to the point.
“I do not plan on apologizing or retracting anything. What I’ve said is the complete honest truth. You can’t fault somebody for telling the truth. That’s just plain and simple. At the end of the day, I don’t understand how you can take somebody to court and sue somebody for telling the truth, because once we all go to court, we are all under oath.”
Whoah! This guy is gunning for the big ones. And when we say big ones, we mean the Kim Kardashian Swiss bank accounts. Why rob a bank when you can extort a percentage of that $35 million net worth by telling the truth and nothing but…
So help you God.
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