Why doesn’t it surprise us that CRYSTAL HARRIS ditched HUGH HEFNER over money. More to the point, that she wasn’t getting enough of it.  Who does she think she is? Anna Nicole Smith? Was she gunning for a prenup of her own ala Kim Kardashian?


According to celebrity news, Crystal was getting mighty tired of her weekly allowance of a couple of hundred dollars and wanted more out of the relationship. Like maybe the Playboy mansion. She was also looking into launching her own music career apart from her duties as Hef‘s soon-to-be wife.

D-uh. Like maybe she should’ve attached herself to Kanye West instead. Likely gotten more exposure too. Literally.

So meanwhile Hef is in search of another blonde bimbo to hang off his arm. Free board and lodging at the mansion, two hundred a week, plus you get to blow a geriatric geezer who labors under the delusion he can bring it up if the right busty blonde comes along. Takers?

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