KATIE HOLMES has given up on love and sold her soul to horror. In a reflection of what life must be like living with TOM CRUISE, Katie has let go of her unimpressive theater careerĀ  (a bland “All My Sons”), playing critically panned romantic leads (“The Romantics”), and a wiggy Jackie Kennedy in canceled TV movies (“The Kennedys”) to star in a screamfest worthy of her Scientology-approved acting skills in “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”…

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Are you?

Hollywood gossip websites took a look at the newly released trailer and ran screaming under their beds. With all the lights on. You should too, if you were afraid of the dark.

Take a look at what Katie Holmes has in store for us, just as the dark of autumn comes crawling over the horizon…

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