HUGH HEFNER is a class unto himself; he’s allowed his runaway bride CRYSTAL HARRIS to keep the $90,000 engagement ring he gave her just before she absconded the Playboy Mansion, left her geriatric groom at the altar, and partied in Sin City on her wedding day. The Hef isn’t only classy. He’s a total gentleman. No wonder there’s never a bunny shortage under his roof.
Who says LINDSAY LOHAN‘s bottomline is shrinking? She continues to make money while on house arrest by shooting a commercial inside her swanky beach pad where she isn’t allowed to set foot out of until the end of her sentence.
Celebrity news found Lindsay in full advertisement mode for online penny auction site Beezid.com, and while she initially turned down their $25,000 offer (c’mon, the girl’s gotta buy her smokes), the site’s counter-offer put her in a better mood to smile and perform for the camera.
Meet two your new Hollywood authors – KHLOE And KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN. They’re due to release a kick-ass bitch-slap novel soon. Apart from being socialites, reality stars, fashion designers, and perfumers, the Kardashian sisters plan to add “authors” to their resume. If Snooki can pen a bestseller, why not the Kardashians? Why not indeed…
Aggressive Khloe, who isn’t afraid to speak her mind on anything and everything, expletives included, assures star news:
“Every page they turn, it’ll be a bitch-slap.”
Former teen idol JOE JONAS has dived hard into his solo singing career but isn’t discounting his dream to be a movie star. With a resume that includes “Camp Rock,” perhaps Joe might want to think of sticking to his day job.
With the release of his first solo album “See No More,” Joe says he’s open to movie offers that he expects to come flooding in given his fame as one-third of the once-famous Disney trio, The Jonas Brothers.
VANESSA MINNILLO bid a fond adieu to life as a single woman by partying hard with a male stripper during her bachelorette event in Las Vegas. As the future Mrs. NICK LACHEY, celebrity news supposes it spells the end of wild parties for this kitchen knife enthusiast, so it’s only fitting that Vanessa celebrate her last hurrahs via a male stipper hired by her girlfriends.
Meet KIM KARDASHIAN hot maternal grandma, MARY HOUGHTON. Now Kris Humphries can be pretty certain that his future wife, Kimmy will age gracefully just by looking at grandma Mary and his future mother-in-law Kris Jenner.
Kim Kar did lunch with grandma; after lunch the gorgeous ladies hit up Beverly Hills to do some shopping. Grandma Mary, who’s mommy Kris Jenner‘s mother as Kim calls her “MJ” looks amazing for her age and darn these Kardashians have great genes, don’t they?
