Finally the real story emerges…MEGAN FOX was fired from Transformers 3, not because she got too skinny or mouthed off against director Michael Bay, but because she compared him to a racist, genocidal Hitler-wannabe dictator. And while Michael Bay actually let that comment slide, “T3″ executive producer Steven Spielberg did not…

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According to the latest celebrity news, neophyte mother PINK says her life now is “snot, tears, and the color of poop.” How… gross?

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Pink, who recently gave birth to a beautiful baby girl whom she and her husband Carey Hart named Willow, is now a full-fledged momma, and her life has changed dramatically because of it.

How dramatic is this change? Let’s put it this way: she’s traded in booze for boogers.

JENNIFER LOPEZ lets a nip… slip. But no, she didn’t do it on purpose or anything. According to the latest celebrity news, the embarrassing nip slip happened thanks to a wardrobe malfunction—her top was too loose, plus it was a very windy day.

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Guess who got booed for putting on the “worst concert” ever? AMY WINEHOUSE, that’s who. The troubled singer was passionately booed at her concert in Serbia last night, which a local paper called “the worst [concert] in the history of Belgrade.”

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According to the latest celebrity news, Amy just put on the “worst” concert ever—not in the entire world, just in that area of Serbia—last night, disappointing plenty of fans who paid good money to see the singer perform.

The latest entertainment news tells us that LANCE BASS is creating a boy band competition reality show! And get this… he’s going to feature singers from the boy bands of the ‘90s!

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Remember the ’90s? All those drool-worthy boy bands who could induce bloodcurdling screams from girls simply by crooning catchy pop songs and performing perfectly choreographed dance moves?

HUGH HEFNER revealed the secret to his staying power by forgetting CRYSTAL HARRIS in a hurry with a new girl. And this new girl goes by the unlikely name of Anna Sophia Berglund, a baby-faced blonde seen on the left in this picture, waiting in the wings and biding her time while Crystal had her day with the Hef. And you all know what they say…all good things come to those who wait…jackpot!

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