AMY WINEHOUSE‘s doctors have put their foot down in a firm intervention for the “Rehab” singer; they’ve told her in no uncertain terms if she doesn’t quit drinking she could die. Amy checked herself into rehab voluntarily last week, but was seen exiting a liquor store with a bottle of vodka which she chugged down like it was water while on her way to the facility. One for the road, so to speak…

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With their wedding date drawing closer, NICK LACHEY and VANESSA MINILLO threw themselves an alcohol-soaked wedding shower where they got rip roaring drunk toasting their relative anonymity in tinsel town.

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Entertainment news got a peek into their boozy rooftop bash at the London Hotel in L.A. where Nick‘s brother, singer/actor Drew Lachey, and Houston Texans footie Matt Leinart were the only two other remotely famous faces there.

PRINCE HARRY has been getting together with PIPPA MIDDLETON since the royal wedding. Sources are split on whether it is a romance or just friendship. British tabloids reported the pair had nicknames for each other (she’s Commando; he’s Captain). They have according to many sources become close since the wedding of Pippa’s sister, Kate, to Harry’s older brother, Prince William.

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JENNIFER ANISTON gained worldwide fame portraying Rachel Green in the TV sitcom Friends in the 1990s. The  long-running show has won Aniston many awards including an Emmy Award, Golden Globe Award and a Screen Actors Guild Award.

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KATIE HOLMES has given up on love and sold her soul to horror. In a reflection of what life must be like living with TOM CRUISE, Katie has let go of her unimpressive theater career  (a bland “All My Sons”), playing critically panned romantic leads (“The Romantics”), and a wiggy Jackie Kennedy in canceled TV movies (“The Kennedys”) to star in a screamfest worthy of her Scientology-approved acting skills in “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”…

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Her hotness, JESSICA ALBA is doing mom roles now. She’s playing the stepmom in the new Spykids movie. Has she lost her mind?! Whatever happened to the really hot girls she’s played in the “Fantastic 4″ movies, “Into the Blue,” and  “Sin City?” Why not throw us Jessica Alba fans in front of a train and be done with it?

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